Anyway, lately these little hooligans (Crew and Dane) have been saying some pretty funny things. Below I have listed some of my favorite quotes from Crew and Dane. Just so you know, Crew is 5 years old and Dane is 3. I hope this list gives at least a glimpse of how cool these boys really are. I'm just sayin'.


• One day I took a sip of Crew’s soda and he stomped away breathing hard, then turned around with an angry little look on his face to say, “That was a BAD Kimi!”
• Me: “Dane… teeth are not for biting, they are for chewing and eating our food.”
Dane: With an adorable little smirk, “Kimi, I thought Crew was my lunch.”
• One morning while I was getting the boys breakfast, Dane said to me, “Hey Kristina(The other nanny’s name)…..is not here….Kimi will you please get me a glass of milk.” ---Good cover Dane, I could not even tell you forgot my name!
• While running down the hall naked to get ready for a bath Dane yelled, “Naked, Naked, Naked!”
• While Crew was getting dressed I asked him to pull off his shirt and he responded, “I’ll pull you off!”
• Crew told me he was a ghost who was going to get me, so I told him I would hide. Crew’s response was pretty clever. He said, “I can go through walls and I have GPS’s for Kimi’s!”
• Crew: “Hey Kim Bim.”
Me: “What’s that?”
Crew: “That’s your new name with ice cubes in it!” ---I thought the name was pretty rad, but I don’t know what the ice cubes were for.
• Dane: “Get me a fruit roll up or I am going to smack your bum!”
• Me: “Hey Crew Crew Ka Chew”
Crew: “How about I call you Kim Kim Ka Chew?”
Dane: “How about I call you… Dad’s car?” --- I don’t know where Dane’s response came from, but I thought it was kind of awesome.

These boys are the best and I am just going to miss them like crazy when I go back to school!!!